According to all the US news[sic] we should all be deliriously dancing and singing. Why? Well, because
That's right, The War Is Over! See, Look
Wait, what's that date? July 4th, 2009? Oh, it's a joke. HO HO HO, Just like 5/1/2003, when we Accomplished our Mission. Or 8/19/2010, when we took all combat troops out. Or this time we took all our troops out--except for these guys. No troops now, just 16,000 hired mercenaries with a license to kill. HOORAY!!
All together now, Jingo Sells, Jingo Sells, Jingo all the way ...