Guns don't rape people

Lessee, with guns, they don't kill people, the people doing the killing do; but with rape, it's not the people doing the raping, it's the porn that rapes people.  Wait, what?

According to Jeff Sessions (R-Dark Ages) our Heroes In Uniform® are competent to handle:

automatic weapons,

high explosives,

even nuclear missiles,

but

 

Unless, of course,

Jeff  "It's the porn!" Sessions 
Saxby "Hormones Control Our Troops" Chambliss
Toru "Our boys need their sex slaves"  Hashimoto 

are COMPLETLY WORTHLESS FUCKWADS that are a large part of the problem.