Rape Rooms

So back when "we" "had to" invade Iraq, one of the Reasons® was the Evil Dictator® du Jour had "Rape Rooms" (GASP!) where innocent virgins were cruelly deflowered.  Well, that's one less imaginary threat to worry about now.

Or is it? The Vaginia legislature seems to miss them, so they've introduced SB484, which

"Requires that ... every pregnant female shall undergo ultrasound imaging "

 What that means, they put you  in one of these

 and then they shove one of these inside you:

"a probe is inserted into the vagina, and then moved around until an ultrasound image is produced.”

>Hey, wait a minnit!  Wouldn't that be

"penetration, no matter how slight, of the vagina or anus with any body part or object, ... without the consent of the victim,"

 >that the Justice Department just defined as rape?

>>Sure sounds like it.  How about the definition of rape in the state of Virginia:

§ 18.2-61. Rape.
A. If any person has sexual intercourse with a complaining witness, whether or not his or her spouse, or causes a complaining witness, whether or not his or her spouse, to engage in sexual intercourse with any other person and such act is accomplished (i) against the complaining witness’s will, by force, threat or intimidation of or against the complaining witness or another person; or (ii) through the use of the complaining witness’s mental incapacity or physical helplessness; or (iii) with a child under age 13 as the victim, he or she shall be guilty of rape.

>This would hardly be "sexual intercourse", so it's a Federal crime of 'rape', but in Vaginia it'd be

Virginia State Code § 18.2-67.2. Object sexual penetration;

"inanimate object sexual penetration" is a felony punishable by five years to life. It is when one "penetrates the labia majora ...other than for a bona fide medical purpose ... against the will of the complaining witness".

It's a felony, notice, so these lawmakers are conspiring to commit felonies, which is also a felony and requires them all to register as sex offenders.  Daily Kos lays that all out.    Also, LOL!

These Saddam wannabes are pushing government mandated rapes in three states now.  Since that was good enough reason to invade his country and institute 'regime change' there, can't somebody invade this country and throw these assholes out of our government?