How come

… when you join the military you agree to follow their rules, promise not to release classified documents and not have gay sex, 

and when it comes to your promise about gay sex, they don't want to know, they want you to sneak around behind their backs and lie about it, 

but with your promise about classified documents, they act completely different?

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How come

Christains get upset about the F-word when their commandments only say not to misuse the Lord's name?

Is that his middle name or something?

I mean, Jesus Fuck N. Christ.

What's the N for?

How come

right wingers constantly say shit like this,

“When you take money (i.e. steal) from hard-working people in order to give that money to bums, it is not only morally wrong, but it disincentivizes the hard workers and enables the bums!”

"Redistribution of Income" they call it.  =Evil.  and then say shit like this,

"It raises taxes, it raises the death tax. I don't think we needed to negotiate that aspect of this thing away."

A tax on inherited money, WTF? Do they think dead people pay taxes? Do they think we need more Paris Hiltons?  I don't get it.