There may be hope for the human race after all. The big people, the ones that've trashed the planet, can't handle a Bollywood Miss America, but high school kids have elected
a Homecoming King who's austistic
and a transgendered Homecoming Queen.
While all that is going on, a 16-year-old invents a way to manufacture plastic from banana peels (second place was our friend who invented the hand-powered light).
So stop yelling at those kids on your lawn unless you had a planet named after you when you were 14.
Good luck, kids, you just might be up to saving the world.