Ode to Frothy

These lyrics dedicated to Froth E. Mix, for his stalwart efforts to protect us all from the Scourge of Pornography!

Scourge, bein' porny

Best comment:

"Great idea picking a fight with the internet. How'd that work out for ya last time?"

--these ladies

Porn in the U.S.A.

Porn tears all your brains cells down
I heard it from that Rick Santorum clown
He comes off like a guy who's repressed too much
till he spends half his life just pestering us

Porn in the U.S.A., I watch Porn in the U.S.A.
I watch Porn in the U.S.A., Porn in the U.S.A.

Got me a little home web cam
put a vibrator in my hand
found a way I could make a buck
won't hire me but they'll watch me fuck

Porn in the U.S.A...
Seems like we're losing our country,
Preacher says it's because of me
Went down to see my congress man
He said you, I think should be banned

Had a lover that I like a lot
love each other, wanna tie the knot
Frothy tells us, we can not
We first met in Iraq where we fought
domestic partnership is all we've got now

Scared of homo sexuality
says it leads to bestiality,
man on child, man on dog.
Dan Savage had him on his blog now,

Porn in the U.S.A., I watch Porn in the U.S.A.
Porn in the U.S.A., I'm the guy next door in the U.S.A.
Porn in the U.S.A., Porn in the U.S.A.
Porn in the U.S.A., I'm the girl next door in the U.S.A.