There actually is a war on Christmas, no matter what the Daily Show says, but call it by its right name: Winter Solstice.
Take the CHRIST out of CHRISTMAS
Way long ago the Pagans had it, all over the world. They brought in the harvest, settled back with serious brew and debauchery. Until a certain genocidal death cult renamed the Solstice after their idol and managed to kill off mostly everybody else.
Then for a couple thousand years nobody hardly remembered the reason for the season, but the heathens are making a comeback now. Unlike the suicidal death cult that actively works to destroy the Earth, they actually respect the world we all live in and want to honor it. It's time we get back to basics.