<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982102767930213514</id><updated>2012-02-13T20:36:52.683-05:00</updated><category term='mohamed'/><category term='kaaba'/><category term='prophets'/><category term='challenge'/><category term='fish'/><category term='inspired'/><category term='Christians'/><category term='cults'/><category term='pagism'/><category term='magic'/><category term='qibla'/><category term='medina'/><category term='REINDEER'/><category term='cartoons'/><category term='Thamud'/><category term='birds'/><category term='Allah'/><category term='Abe'/><category term='hell'/><category term='prophecy'/><category term='Israel'/><category term='ditch'/><category term='KF'/><category term='noah'/><category term='war'/><category term='angels'/><category term='lit'/><category term='ASL'/><category term='mecca'/><category term='surah'/><category term='sex'/><category term='mark'/><category term='catholic'/><category term='commands'/><category term='sealed heart'/><category term='alms'/><category term='personality'/><category term='lx'/><category term='who&apos;s talking'/><category term='matt mark'/><category term='Jews'/><category term='Acts'/><category term='signs'/><category term='letters'/><category term='Adam'/><category term='hero'/><category term='cars'/><category term='prayer'/><category term='miracles'/><category term='women'/><category term='names'/><category term='borders'/><category term='bible'/><category term='jesus'/><category term='pagans'/><category term='logic'/><category term='beethoven'/><category term='creation'/><category term='hadith'/><category term='luke'/><category term='matthew'/><category term='rape'/><category term='kafirs'/><category term='order'/><category term='quran'/><category term='raids'/><category term='abuse'/><category term='language'/><category term='pigs'/><category term='book'/><category term='visions'/><category term='misc'/><category term='gods'/><category term='djinns'/><category term='contradictions'/><category term='Abu'/><category term='gloating'/><category term='moses'/><category term='mormons'/><category term='how come'/><category term='joseph'/><category term='john'/><category term='fear'/><category term='matt'/><category term='camel guts'/><title type='text'>Uzza's Notes</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://uzzas.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/982102767930213514/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://uzzas.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/982102767930213514/posts/default?start-index=101&amp;max-results=100'/><author><name>uzza</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02494141255401096538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jO4u9KkuExM/SrvxwGdoyHI/AAAAAAAAAwQ/eoW31KD_x6U/S220/uzza1.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>910</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982102767930213514.post-2820267716583976230</id><published>2012-02-10T18:14:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-10T18:20:45.105-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Foot in mouth award</title><summary type='text'>
 Rick Santorum froths at the charge that he's sexist for saying women are too emotional for combat.

"I certainly understand that and respect that and admire women for doing  so, but I think on the front line of combat is not the best place and  it's not maximizing what they can bring to the table."
Freud is calling, on line 2. 


**OHFERCHRISTSAKES. Now he's gone and said "women are fully </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://uzzas.blogspot.com/feeds/2820267716583976230/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=982102767930213514&amp;postID=2820267716583976230&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/982102767930213514/posts/default/2820267716583976230'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/982102767930213514/posts/default/2820267716583976230'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://uzzas.blogspot.com/2012/02/foot-in-mouth-award.html' title='Foot in mouth award'/><author><name>uzza</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02494141255401096538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jO4u9KkuExM/SrvxwGdoyHI/AAAAAAAAAwQ/eoW31KD_x6U/S220/uzza1.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_nHk4eRE8Qbc/SjB-wJmtcbI/AAAAAAAACY8/22PXCbeohCo/s72-c/08+-+waitress.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982102767930213514.post-1621591465510323192</id><published>2012-02-10T10:39:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-10T18:20:19.741-05:00</updated><title type='text'>A Day in a Crate with Mitt</title><summary type='text'>
Tone deaf much?  There was a certain flap about Rmoney abusing his dog, and now the clueless dick has come out with a new campaign slogan.


No thanks Willy, those crates are uncomfortable, even if you don't give me a good hosing. 

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 This guy said something halfway sensible about old Murderous Mo the Pedo, and Abdul the Saudi Information minister had this to say. 

“When I read his articles, I wept and got very angry"  
 Alb sums it up nicely:

I’ve never met anyone who cries from anger except my friend’s 3 year old

Pwned!

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Sign on the carrier: "Seamus Express" 


 Dogs Against Romney. A guy was was on his way to  protest at a Mitt Romney event yesterday. He put a stuffed toy dog into a crate and strapped it on the roof of his car. A cop saw it and pulled him over "for suspected animal abuse." 

You go, officer!  Kudos all around, for the protestor and the cop both.  

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Twice this week our legislators have done something admirable. Mad props to:

Senator Vi Simpson of Indiana, who punked the theocrats with their stupid  creationism bill.

You want theories on the creation of life? Scientology, beeyitches!
and  Senator Janet Howell of Virginia, 'you touch our junk, we touch yours' . From the comments:

the requirement to have a rectal exam and a cardiac stress </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://uzzas.blogspot.com/feeds/1057604476025625303/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=982102767930213514&amp;postID=1057604476025625303&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/982102767930213514/posts/default/1057604476025625303'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/982102767930213514/posts/default/1057604476025625303'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://uzzas.blogspot.com/2012/02/more-like-this-please.html' title='More like this, please'/><author><name>uzza</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02494141255401096538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jO4u9KkuExM/SrvxwGdoyHI/AAAAAAAAAwQ/eoW31KD_x6U/S220/uzza1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982102767930213514.post-4379989625898998232</id><published>2012-02-07T13:55:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-07T14:02:03.877-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Rick Santorum Hired Gay Escorts</title><summary type='text'>
Get a bucket handy and listen to this video of frothy yearning for the good old days when women died horribly in back alleys.  


The proper thing to do with a mixture of lube and fecal matter is to wipe it up and flush it, not let it run for president.

*About that headline: this is what I learned from a caller on a talk radio show, so it's exactly as accurate as the lies he's telling on the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://uzzas.blogspot.com/feeds/4379989625898998232/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=982102767930213514&amp;postID=4379989625898998232&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/982102767930213514/posts/default/4379989625898998232'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/982102767930213514/posts/default/4379989625898998232'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://uzzas.blogspot.com/2012/02/rick-santorum-hired-gay-escorts.html' title='Rick Santorum Hired Gay Escorts'/><author><name>uzza</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02494141255401096538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jO4u9KkuExM/SrvxwGdoyHI/AAAAAAAAAwQ/eoW31KD_x6U/S220/uzza1.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-gWvoMCzGgSA/TzF1DF-cDdI/AAAAAAAACI0/k5nnmjX_Ywk/s72-c/frothy.bmp' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982102767930213514.post-6315291921353609579</id><published>2012-02-07T08:28:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-07T08:28:14.695-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Teach Both Sides</title><summary type='text'>

</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://uzzas.blogspot.com/feeds/6315291921353609579/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=982102767930213514&amp;postID=6315291921353609579&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/982102767930213514/posts/default/6315291921353609579'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/982102767930213514/posts/default/6315291921353609579'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://uzzas.blogspot.com/2012/02/teach-both-sides.html' title='Teach Both Sides'/><author><name>uzza</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02494141255401096538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jO4u9KkuExM/SrvxwGdoyHI/AAAAAAAAAwQ/eoW31KD_x6U/S220/uzza1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982102767930213514.post-9196731286719798348</id><published>2012-02-06T22:50:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-06T22:50:25.120-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Men with balls</title><summary type='text'>
Apparently yesterday there was a thing called a "super bowl"—something about men playing with their balls.

Most of the talk is over which mega-corporation did the best job of spending millions of dollars to manipulate us into spending money on useless crap.

Kind of like mugging victims voting on which mugger was best at bashing them over the head.
 ?!?</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://uzzas.blogspot.com/feeds/9196731286719798348/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=982102767930213514&amp;postID=9196731286719798348&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/982102767930213514/posts/default/9196731286719798348'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/982102767930213514/posts/default/9196731286719798348'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://uzzas.blogspot.com/2012/02/men-with-balls.html' title='Men with balls'/><author><name>uzza</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02494141255401096538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jO4u9KkuExM/SrvxwGdoyHI/AAAAAAAAAwQ/eoW31KD_x6U/S220/uzza1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982102767930213514.post-1150394963253354085</id><published>2012-02-05T22:10:00.005-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-07T17:27:00.929-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Some pix</title><summary type='text'>
This is what I've been trying to say for years ...

Times have changed ...


http://www.upi.com/News_Photos/gallery/The-latest-from-Occupy-Oakland/5846/1

http://www.cultofmac.com/133631/jailed-russian-blogger-tweets-instagram-pic-from-police-van/


Heh, chuckle ...

















..and, a baby chinchilla. Because why not?












UPDATE on the Rmoney pic:
ROFL! Why oh why are </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://uzzas.blogspot.com/feeds/1150394963253354085/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=982102767930213514&amp;postID=1150394963253354085&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/982102767930213514/posts/default/1150394963253354085'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/982102767930213514/posts/default/1150394963253354085'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://uzzas.blogspot.com/2012/02/some-pix.html' title='Some pix'/><author><name>uzza</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02494141255401096538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jO4u9KkuExM/SrvxwGdoyHI/AAAAAAAAAwQ/eoW31KD_x6U/S220/uzza1.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-_cwTcSao3wg/Ty9EOG9HJcI/AAAAAAAACIU/UwSMmVDu7iE/s72-c/baby+chinch.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982102767930213514.post-3063191964443579820</id><published>2012-02-04T18:32:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-05T18:36:16.604-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Planned Parenthood</title><summary type='text'>
The real, God's truth on what Planned Parenthood actually does.


[/snark]
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Pretty cool video. 



"HEY, us men get raped too!"

Yeah; and do you get told you're asking for it when you

wear a low cut shirt? 

make eye contact?

are out at night?

are alone? 

have a drink?

walk a certain way?

show off your figure?

wear certain kinds of shoes?

open the door for FedEx? 
It's like she says:

"Rape is a Hate Crime against Women" 
Almost Diamonds has all the details.
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What country, inquiring minds want to know, are Puerto Rico and Guatamala in?  WTF, you say? Here's a handy map to help, taken from the vast empty spaces between the ears of East Haven's mayor after he was asked

why he selected a man  
“of Puerto Rican descent as opposed to one from the dominant group of Ecuadorians,” the clueless bigot blathered  
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(Tehran, FNA) The Fars News Agency has confirmed with the Republican Guard’s North American Operations Command that a new elite Iranian commando team is operating in the U.S.-Mexican border region. The primary day-to-day mission of the team, known as the Joint Special Operations Gulf of Mexico Task Force, or JSOG-MTF, is to mentor Mexican military units in the border areas in their war with the</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://uzzas.blogspot.com/feeds/4615851527265611491/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=982102767930213514&amp;postID=4615851527265611491&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/982102767930213514/posts/default/4615851527265611491'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/982102767930213514/posts/default/4615851527265611491'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://uzzas.blogspot.com/2012/01/iranian-aircraft-carrier-enters-gulf-of.html' title='Iranian aircraft carrier enters the Gulf of Mexico'/><author><name>uzza</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02494141255401096538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jO4u9KkuExM/SrvxwGdoyHI/AAAAAAAAAwQ/eoW31KD_x6U/S220/uzza1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982102767930213514.post-7581096334947740997</id><published>2012-01-30T23:06:00.009-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-31T23:24:58.172-05:00</updated><title type='text'>the Year of the Lolcat</title><summary type='text'>
Since all 193 members of the Pennsylvania Clown Car just passed House Resolution 535 without one single one of them standing up and shouting
"Is this stupid shit what they're paying us 174 grand a year to do?"(193 x 174 is 33.6 million dollars), I offer this helpful amendment.


THE GENERAL ASSEMBLY OF PENNSYLVANIA
AMENDMENT TO HOUSE RESOLUTION 
No. 535   Session of 2012

 JANUARY 23, 2012

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We already had a president who blew up frogs for kicks, and look where that got us.  Now we might get a dog-torturer? 
  

 Seriously America, this is the best you can do? 
Susan Estrech spells it out. Cruelty to animals is the mark of a psychopath, duhh.

Dogs Against Romney, for realz.
Join the (super)-pack. 

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At last!  After groping, molesting and terrorizing millions of us little people, which is fine, the TSA goons finally messed with a Worthy Person, aka Senator Rand Paul, also known as Sarah Jr.   He refused a homosexual encounter at Nashville airport and  got beat up and thrown in jail  had to take a later flight. He stood up for us peasants real good, though, screaming about freedom and the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://uzzas.blogspot.com/feeds/238311984830346292/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=982102767930213514&amp;postID=238311984830346292&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/982102767930213514/posts/default/238311984830346292'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/982102767930213514/posts/default/238311984830346292'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://uzzas.blogspot.com/2012/01/rape-opt-out-fee.html' title='The Rape Opt-out Fee'/><author><name>uzza</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02494141255401096538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jO4u9KkuExM/SrvxwGdoyHI/AAAAAAAAAwQ/eoW31KD_x6U/S220/uzza1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982102767930213514.post-6064925484807728465</id><published>2012-01-27T18:42:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-30T18:43:03.968-05:00</updated><title type='text'>The ONION to close down</title><summary type='text'>
The popular parody site The Onion, which creates parodies of actual news stories by its use of exaggeration and hyperbole, has decided to call it quits. Now that  Senate Bill 1418 has banned putting "aborted human fetuses" in your food, there's no longer any point, says company spokesman Dee Jeckted,

"What's the use of a parody site when we just repeat what's on the evening news?    Shortey, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://uzzas.blogspot.com/feeds/6064925484807728465/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=982102767930213514&amp;postID=6064925484807728465&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/982102767930213514/posts/default/6064925484807728465'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/982102767930213514/posts/default/6064925484807728465'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://uzzas.blogspot.com/2012/01/onion-to-close-down.html' title='The ONION to close down'/><author><name>uzza</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02494141255401096538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jO4u9KkuExM/SrvxwGdoyHI/AAAAAAAAAwQ/eoW31KD_x6U/S220/uzza1.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-0gcR0ehfAYo/TyYY_jR5laI/AAAAAAAACG8/Y1FdFV2ptDU/s72-c/fetus.bmp' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982102767930213514.post-787568183444222891</id><published>2012-01-26T20:00:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-29T20:49:45.372-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hero'/><title type='text'>A real Hero</title><summary type='text'>
My hats off to Miran Istina. She's only 18, and she's dying, but she's a leader, and she says

"My heart is finally satisfied." 
A few decades back my son had the same disease as Miran. There was no cure back then, but the doctors pitched in and did everything humanly possible.  They couldn't save him, but today there's a cure and people like him and Miran don't have to die.  Don't have to, that</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://uzzas.blogspot.com/feeds/787568183444222891/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=982102767930213514&amp;postID=787568183444222891&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/982102767930213514/posts/default/787568183444222891'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/982102767930213514/posts/default/787568183444222891'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://uzzas.blogspot.com/2012/01/real-hero.html' title='A real Hero'/><author><name>uzza</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02494141255401096538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jO4u9KkuExM/SrvxwGdoyHI/AAAAAAAAAwQ/eoW31KD_x6U/S220/uzza1.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-vmY3wpnyzwo/TyXft19RDMI/AAAAAAAACG0/BGEMkdi_mQs/s72-c/lotf.bmp' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982102767930213514.post-590330190805988165</id><published>2012-01-25T07:38:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-29T07:43:08.063-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Climate change</title><summary type='text'>
THESE

are in my yard, blooming. In the middle of January. 

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pic source
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I love this perfect response to evil, reminiscent of the Pink Chaddi Campaign, which seems to have worked rather well. 

So we've got representatives[sic], elected to represent the people, abusing the  people the children of the people they represent, because they insist that we OBEY THE FUCKING LAW!  How pathetic is that?     


"Government of the evil little things, by the evil little things, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://uzzas.blogspot.com/feeds/4630879488033846492/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=982102767930213514&amp;postID=4630879488033846492&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/982102767930213514/posts/default/4630879488033846492'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/982102767930213514/posts/default/4630879488033846492'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://uzzas.blogspot.com/2012/01/evil-shirts.html' title='Evil shirts'/><author><name>uzza</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02494141255401096538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jO4u9KkuExM/SrvxwGdoyHI/AAAAAAAAAwQ/eoW31KD_x6U/S220/uzza1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982102767930213514.post-6059975203087363117</id><published>2012-01-19T07:52:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-19T07:56:35.599-05:00</updated><title type='text'>SOPA explained</title><summary type='text'>
This is Rep. Lamar Smith (R-Beer, Wine, and Liquor Lobby), author of SOPA, and ...  copyright violator.


Any questions?

hat tip, 'Bina at News of the Restless
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I don't see anything wrong with this ad. It's just a picture they took, on the street, of some real people--all friends who know each other---doing ordinary things.  But some assholes on facebook knotted up their panties and threw a hissy fitover how "disgusting"  it is. There are WOMEN! FLIRTING, with MEN! The Horror! wtf???

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This video made me laugh--true on so many levels.



Click for lolz and troofs

Q: If corporations are people, doesn't that make Union Carbide a serial killer?
 update:

1/15/'12  Stephen Colbert: 
 Yes, and so is Mitt Romny!   LULZ!   
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This is a crow having fun



Nothing I say could improve on this DU article, so I give you it. Be sure and read the comments, too.

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I.
Browsing through the Cathouse Newsletter, I noticed a couple of new laws in Nebraska. One moves neglect of an animal that results in its injury or death a felony.
The other requires biannual inspections for operations dealing with cats and dogs, like breeders and kennels. It also provides more inspectors and enforcement.
II. 
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I was too slow for sloths! I didn't find this show about the world's only SLOTH ORPHANAGE (!!) until too late.  Mayby it's a good thing, if  it had more cuteness than its trailer I don't know if I could handle it. 







Slothville   

the Sloth Sanctuary of Costa Rica

the Sloth Blog   


Do those links need any explanations?  Go, Click. What, you're still here?   




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This  rewriting songs is fun (it's what you do when you don't have any talent and can't write your own).  Some people get upset though; imagine if I did this:   



------------------ 




Imagine there's no seven

it's easy in base nine.

Six and eight adjacent

and 10 is really prime.

Imagine all the people, doing math that
way, 



You may say I'm  defiling,

but I'm not the only one.

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My rendition of our national anthem, dedicated to Senator Vaneta Becker (R-of course!), who wants a law sticking us $25 if we don't sing it the way she thinks is respectful. 


Oh, say, can you see, Becker having a fit,
at us kids on her lawn, she's so rabidly screaming? 
Our anthem is all wrong,and we don't give a shit, 
and we sing it our way, not the way she is deeming.

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It's that of year! We interrupt our regular programming of cynical, sarcastic, snark to bring you  sappy, maudlin, tear-jerky, feelgood stories. Start with a blind dog, lost, presumed dead ... but then at the last minute, his human found the kennel, where he was about to be euthanized, 
  

Stevie Oedipus Wonder, home 
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Since it's Axial Tiltmas, I'm reposting something I wrote last year. It turned out rather well, I thought.  



the Bible before Solstice
'Twas around winter solstice, alone in the house
I was reading the Bible, as quiet as a mouse.
The stories were thrown in the book without care;
contradictions abounded, mistakes everywhere.

I could not understand, or believe what it said,
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It's winter solstice today. Kind of hard to think about the cold dark days of winter giving way etc, when it's sunny 70 degrees.  Anyway, Rachael . 



Kind of neat. 
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According to all the US news[sic] we should all be deliriously dancing and singing. Why? Well, because


That's right, The War Is Over!  See, Look 

Wait, what's that date? July 4th, 2009?  Oh, it's a joke.  HO HO HO, Just like 5/1/2003, when we Accomplished our Mission.  Or 8/19/2010, when we took all combat troops out. Or this time we took all our troops out--except for these guys.  No troops </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://uzzas.blogspot.com/feeds/7503927827054132437/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=982102767930213514&amp;postID=7503927827054132437&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/982102767930213514/posts/default/7503927827054132437'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/982102767930213514/posts/default/7503927827054132437'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://uzzas.blogspot.com/2011/12/falling-for-this-again.html' title='Falling  for this again?'/><author><name>uzza</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02494141255401096538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jO4u9KkuExM/SrvxwGdoyHI/AAAAAAAAAwQ/eoW31KD_x6U/S220/uzza1.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Lgh5LvGp6T4/Tu6vZLY7SKI/AAAAAAAACDM/LhYi5heVoeM/s72-c/war+ends.bmp' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982102767930213514.post-8163051463494101133</id><published>2011-12-17T09:04:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2011-12-17T19:34:26.245-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Who would Jesus Knee?</title><summary type='text'>
While we're on the subject of  quoteables, how about this one?


Guy is walking down the street, cop comes up and blindsides him with a knee to the ribcage. 

------------------------------------------------------------------------Dear Emily Post:
What do the Rules of Etiquette tell is is the proper thing to say in such a social situation?

A fan
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"Other countries care for their mentally ill. Making them debate on TV is just cruel." Andy Borowitz
"Give a man a gun, he'll rob a bank.
give a man a bank, he'll rob the whole world."--some internet person 
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This is Full of Win!   Catholics, of course, are in an uproar. giggle.

"Jugend gegen AIDS" (Youth against AIDS), a Hamburg based youth organization, launched a campaign in support of the use of condoms and against Catholic policy targeting Mary, the mother of Jesus. In a video, a statute of Mary is taken hostage and placed in glass tank. A pipe is connected to the Virgin´s eye, and every time a</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://uzzas.blogspot.com/feeds/2749559363687002062/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=982102767930213514&amp;postID=2749559363687002062&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/982102767930213514/posts/default/2749559363687002062'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/982102767930213514/posts/default/2749559363687002062'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://uzzas.blogspot.com/2011/12/mary-is-drowning.html' title='Mary is Drowning'/><author><name>uzza</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02494141255401096538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jO4u9KkuExM/SrvxwGdoyHI/AAAAAAAAAwQ/eoW31KD_x6U/S220/uzza1.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-rfxOOmnNShU/TuTMw9KCbnI/AAAAAAAACC8/RbIlX1maXxE/s72-c/mary.bmp' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982102767930213514.post-5999292548301890623</id><published>2011-12-08T09:59:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2011-12-08T09:59:57.370-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Tu Kyoot!</title><summary type='text'>

From Buzzfeed

"China Airlines is a proud corporate sponsor of the panda snactuary  at Cheng Du and was happy to help out recently with the transfer of a  young panda cub to a zoo in the United States of America.
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71 years ago today, a day "that will live in infamy" and launched a war.We won that war.

23 years ago today, a day that may or may not be remembered.  



We're still fighting that war.
  

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This, and then ... awwww, fuck. 

WOMAN STRIPPED IN PUBLIC BY POLICE – (TENT MONSTERS)

This morning at 8:45am a peaceful Occupy Melbourne Protester was  forcibly stripped of her protest costume and discarded on the ground in  her underwear in public.

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 Re the stupid 'personhood' bill in Virginia, commenter Laurie Tillett
 
If I’d wanted the government involved in my uterus, I would have fu@cked a Senator!!!
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Definitely the coolest thing this week: Occupy Melbourne knows what to do when police came to take your  tents (but not your clothes). LULZ!  




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Psilocybin cures PTSD? I could see that. Maybe even cancer?  Here's a ray of common sense shining through all the murk and gloom in the news. 
the first [study] since 1972 to explore a hallucinogen's therapeutic value.It only took them 40 years to see the nose on their face. Now they suspect these drugs help with
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Little Oskar was born without any eyeballs. But he was lucky enough to find awesome people with love to give him--

--and balls with bells inside so he can hear them. Here he is.



http://www.facebook.com/BlindOskar

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That's it, screw this species, the cockroaches can have the planet.  

URINE-CONTROLLED VIDEO GAMES


No picture, becoz EWWW 




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These guys don't even try anymore. 


Glen Greenwald has details.

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It's that time of year again, so here's this.


Thanksgiving Unprayer
On this day, 
when Earth tilts away from the Sun
and the world lies dormant,
it's appropriate to pause for a moment 
and express appreciation for all that we have.

To express awe and reverence for the 
nuclear furnace that formed this planet from interstellar dust,
the natural processes that organized its elements
into the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://uzzas.blogspot.com/feeds/1650110943484373655/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=982102767930213514&amp;postID=1650110943484373655&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/982102767930213514/posts/default/1650110943484373655'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/982102767930213514/posts/default/1650110943484373655'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://uzzas.blogspot.com/2011/11/thanksgiving.html' title='Thanksgiving'/><author><name>uzza</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02494141255401096538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jO4u9KkuExM/SrvxwGdoyHI/AAAAAAAAAwQ/eoW31KD_x6U/S220/uzza1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982102767930213514.post-6862015889363666888</id><published>2011-11-23T01:40:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2011-11-23T01:40:19.794-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Tu much bad stuffs--need a happy</title><summary type='text'>
Who this guy is?  Scratch that, WHAT this guy is?  


Is racoon. Is hairless. Is rare mutation. 
This guy is  fine and healthy, and now gets to live in the Busch Sanctuary.  Yay.



He's cute. Well, in a kinda way. 

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For years I've been harping on the militarization of our police forces, nice to see it's finally getting some attention, now that they're using pepper spray poison gas** on people. 

Best of the lot, a very insightful piece by Alexis Madrigal, writing in The Atlantic 
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"always — do not forget this, Winston — always there will be the intoxication of power, constantly increasing and constantly growing subtler. Always, at every moment, there will be the thrill of victory, the sensation of trampling on an enemy who is helpless. ... 

"

Occupy Wall Street, Thursday.

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Is Mr. I-don't-need-to-know-anything really this stupid?  He wants to know

"How do you say 'delicious' in Cuban?"
In Cuban? He doesn't even know Cuba is part of Latin America. Somebody needs to tell him to use Latin, he should say

Ego Asinus
Ge'ez, what a Morom. 

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For Veterans Day, let's remember and honor all those who gave their lives so that we might live. 

During World War I, more American women died in childbirth than American men died in war. 

Thank You All


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That is a really cool boat. Not only that, it's Ireland, on the River Shannon.  I want to be these people.  Just watch. 


Murmuration from Sophie Windsor Clive on Vimeo.

Wow. Just, wow.  
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College student Cristen Hemmins was kidnapped, raped and shot twice. That's not enough for heartless  sociopath Phil Bryant (R-United Methodists), who wants to force her to bear and raise her rapist's children. 

 "Why can't you men have  any sympathy for women like me?"Chisten asks.
"Yeah, no shit why?"I echo, and add
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This is kind of neat.
In Occupy Olympia, (Washington's state capitol) the police helped set up the tents. 


This is a neat one.





"To Protect and Serve"

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Clever, really clever. 




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Just had a go at articulating my position on this whole issue of "Fertilized Eggs Are People just like corporations". 

Miltie sez:

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I don't watch tv. I quit altogether back when Murphy Brown was the top show, in the Pliocene or whenever. 
Now, I see a lot of clips on Youtube so I can see what I'm [not] missing*, but seriously, WTF?  
Is this a real TV broadcast on something that calls itself a News program?  Really? It's like the Onion, right?  

Tell me it is. 

Please tell me it is. 




*mostly it's people bitching about </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://uzzas.blogspot.com/feeds/9188456011694911737/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=982102767930213514&amp;postID=9188456011694911737&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/982102767930213514/posts/default/9188456011694911737'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/982102767930213514/posts/default/9188456011694911737'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://uzzas.blogspot.com/2011/11/help-me-out-here.html' title='Help me out here'/><author><name>uzza</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02494141255401096538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jO4u9KkuExM/SrvxwGdoyHI/AAAAAAAAAwQ/eoW31KD_x6U/S220/uzza1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982102767930213514.post-7286581638657848883</id><published>2011-10-28T18:51:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2011-11-06T04:40:52.164-05:00</updated><title type='text'>WTF????</title><summary type='text'>
------snip ----- 
I watched as the police pulled on their riot masks.  
And then the ABC livefeed went dead.
My Twitter feed went crazy with reports of tear gas.
I refreshed the livefeed frantically. “This broadcast has ended,” it said.

ABC claimed that it ran out of fuel (see the caption under the  image), so those watching quickly switched over to the CBS livestream.  Then this happened:

To </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://uzzas.blogspot.com/feeds/7286581638657848883/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=982102767930213514&amp;postID=7286581638657848883&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/982102767930213514/posts/default/7286581638657848883'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/982102767930213514/posts/default/7286581638657848883'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://uzzas.blogspot.com/2011/10/wtf.html' title='WTF????'/><author><name>uzza</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02494141255401096538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jO4u9KkuExM/SrvxwGdoyHI/AAAAAAAAAwQ/eoW31KD_x6U/S220/uzza1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982102767930213514.post-525256863154926079</id><published>2011-10-26T23:57:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2011-10-26T23:57:29.217-04:00</updated><title type='text'>It's too funny</title><summary type='text'>
This is the internet age, everything is different now, anybody can make a video, anybody can be famous, can  RUN FOR PRESIDENT? 



I guess yeah that's kind of cool really.  Everybody can post a video, they could say HEY LOOKIT ME, and everybody else could say "you're a fucken idiot" and vote for somebody else. If democracy is really a good idea, somebody whose plan wasn't OOOGABAGABOOGA would </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://uzzas.blogspot.com/feeds/525256863154926079/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=982102767930213514&amp;postID=525256863154926079&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/982102767930213514/posts/default/525256863154926079'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/982102767930213514/posts/default/525256863154926079'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://uzzas.blogspot.com/2011/10/its-too-funny.html' title='It&apos;s too funny'/><author><name>uzza</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02494141255401096538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jO4u9KkuExM/SrvxwGdoyHI/AAAAAAAAAwQ/eoW31KD_x6U/S220/uzza1.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-PZAdv_SgnqY/TqjVyNjODmI/AAAAAAAACAA/EDyfr1OHnBk/s72-c/prez.bmp' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982102767930213514.post-966129773708894160</id><published>2011-10-25T21:02:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2011-10-25T21:02:23.091-04:00</updated><title type='text'>This makes me happy</title><summary type='text'>
They just dismantled the last of these.  The B53  is   was America's biggest nuclear weapon, 600 times more powerful than Little Boy.  Now there aren't any.    

 
Hey, it's a start.

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Chris Matthews, interviewing a Republican: 

"does your party have any sympathy for anybody in any walk of life?" 

LOL!  If Obama promoted sex, the Tea Party would be celibate.    


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So I'm sitting against an oak tree, scribbling notes, got my bare feet nestled in leaf pack, contented. The wind blows up above and down comes a cascade of little flags. Suddenly, it's snowing leaves! I'm showered with Mother Nature's confetti, just like flower petals strewn in front of visiting royalty. I feel honored, and it's just so fucking PLEASANT! 
Yeow.
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 Because they can spell.  Isn't that reason enough? 




unlike these guys.   



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Here's a way cool ad from The Girl Effect. 



One of my favorite statistics is on here:

When women and girls earn income, they reinvest 90 percent of  it into their families, as compared to only 30 to 40 percent for a man.See, that's how to solve the world's problems, right there.  

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Gee, it seems that not all rich people are assholes. Who'da thunk it?  There's this kid, and Warren Buffet, and Tracey Lake, they even have a non-assholes club, wow.  
It makes it so hard:  rich people who are decent, Muslims who are not terrorists, compassionate Christians,  reasonable Republicans, politicians who are not crooks.  How can I divide the world into good guys and bad guys? How can</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://uzzas.blogspot.com/feeds/6902809356516762412/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=982102767930213514&amp;postID=6902809356516762412&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/982102767930213514/posts/default/6902809356516762412'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/982102767930213514/posts/default/6902809356516762412'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://uzzas.blogspot.com/2011/10/how-about-that.html' title='How about that.'/><author><name>uzza</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02494141255401096538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jO4u9KkuExM/SrvxwGdoyHI/AAAAAAAAAwQ/eoW31KD_x6U/S220/uzza1.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZH0NSaW5fXM/TpWee07RwHI/AAAAAAAAB-c/lUckZo1WZXQ/s72-c/lady.bmp' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982102767930213514.post-9040743610916550446</id><published>2011-10-06T12:53:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2011-10-12T14:55:31.248-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Dreaming</title><summary type='text'>
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when i was in fifth grade, there was a girl in my class who had developed early. some days it was pretty obvious that she had a bra on. one day i was walking behind her in the hall and decided to snap her bra. she turned around and decked me. it was one of the best things that could have ever happened to me. have tried my best to not show disrespect for women or girls since. from this thread 

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This being Int'l Blashpemy Day and all, [well, close to it anyway] here is one of my Sacrillibs. Turned out better than the original.
In the Beginning 

In the beginning, there was Shit. God said "Let there be crap!" and there was crap, and it was good. Then God divided the whiskey and made the babes.  


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 Question: Why is the NYPD arresting people?
Answer 1: for walking in the road against the police warnings.
(NY Times)
Answer 2: for following a police escort into a prearranged trap.
(Occupy Wall Street )
Hmmm, led or not led?  Here, trust your own lying eyes.

 Why is the NYT whitewashing things?
  Gee, I don't know.

Who is that second author they patched in?
This guy--" police headquarters </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://uzzas.blogspot.com/feeds/8213115372286444051/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=982102767930213514&amp;postID=8213115372286444051&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/982102767930213514/posts/default/8213115372286444051'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/982102767930213514/posts/default/8213115372286444051'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://uzzas.blogspot.com/2011/10/follow-money.html' title='Follow the money'/><author><name>uzza</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02494141255401096538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jO4u9KkuExM/SrvxwGdoyHI/AAAAAAAAAwQ/eoW31KD_x6U/S220/uzza1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982102767930213514.post-5069825329691063646</id><published>2011-10-02T14:41:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2011-10-02T14:41:00.232-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Sexual Pagans, Woot</title><summary type='text'>
LOL, get this: the Southern Baptist Convention—you know the guys who started their own church   so they could own slaves—has an “Ethics &amp; Religious Liberty Commission”.  For more irony, their Ayatollah is called Dick Land. He was let out in public last weekend and babbled  that  
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The NYPD can fuck off and die.  That is all. 

New York Police Are Reportedly Stopping Women On The Street Who Are Wearing Clothing They Say Is Revealing And Advising Them To Cover Up



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Cutest littel kitteh evah.  Would you rescue him and take him home?  Say Yes!  


He haz a trubble. But is OK. Is his baby pic from year 2000, now he is all growed up, and haz a happee. He's in the Book of World Records.   Heer iz  his storee:

http://www.telegram.com/article/20110927/NEWS/109279895

and his growed up pikchur.  



Preshus, he iz it!
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How fucked up is it that I have to go to Iranian TV to find out about what's happening in New York City?

Four stories about it here, same number there was yesterday.


slow motion video of the macing   here 

Some good professional type pictures here 


Firedoglake  is covering this really well 
http://dissenter.firedoglake.com/2011/09/25/nypds-iron-handed-response-to-occupy-wall-street/

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So OK Lance, who appears to be a dumbass.   He gets on skeptic blogs and says stupid shit.  Being interested in abnormal psych, I check out his blog. It's all christainy, with a tab that says I am an insane crazed biblethumping fundy  ministry/evangelism, but mostly it's a comic strip.  Sez he, 

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ROFLMAO</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://uzzas.blogspot.com/feeds/5994188335136956482/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=982102767930213514&amp;postID=5994188335136956482&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/982102767930213514/posts/default/5994188335136956482'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/982102767930213514/posts/default/5994188335136956482'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://uzzas.blogspot.com/2011/09/sign-of-day.html' title='Sign of the Day'/><author><name>uzza</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02494141255401096538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jO4u9KkuExM/SrvxwGdoyHI/AAAAAAAAAwQ/eoW31KD_x6U/S220/uzza1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982102767930213514.post-6713478236693558025</id><published>2011-09-24T01:20:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2011-09-24T01:20:38.163-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Thank You</title><summary type='text'>
A great big hairy thanks ...


... to the people who cared that my measly little blog might disappear.  You know who you are. You made me feel good. 

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Dogs continue to amaze me



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Leaves are starting to fall. I love to rake leaves. When I get a big pile of them I feel like Scrooge McDuck in his money bin.  So do the fur people. 

Kittehs ... 

... those big noisy ones too ... 
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In the Catholic church they're always talking about saints.  Well, here's what a real one looks like, right here.


And today's her birthday! So go over there and give her some love.  

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(*post stolen verbatim from  Mad Mike's America)
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Wildpoldsried, a small village in Germany produces 321% more energy than it needs sells it for $5.7 millionIn the German state of Bavaria, in 1977 the village of Wildpoldsried (population  2,600) began a green initiative when the village council decided that  it should build new </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://uzzas.blogspot.com/feeds/1013458955096456572/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=982102767930213514&amp;postID=1013458955096456572&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/982102767930213514/posts/default/1013458955096456572'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/982102767930213514/posts/default/1013458955096456572'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://uzzas.blogspot.com/2011/08/what-we-could-do-if-our-leaders-werent.html' title='What We Could Do If Our Leaders Weren&apos;t Assholes'/><author><name>uzza</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02494141255401096538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jO4u9KkuExM/SrvxwGdoyHI/AAAAAAAAAwQ/eoW31KD_x6U/S220/uzza1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982102767930213514.post-826072564944419636</id><published>2011-08-21T13:13:00.004-04:00</published><updated>2011-08-21T13:16:56.196-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Pope Lectures, God Smites</title><summary type='text'>
Noted crime boss and pedophile supporter Ratzinger gave a lecture in Madrid Saturday. God registered disapproval.  First, 104 degree heat, escalating to storms and lightning bolts.  The old pimp finally packed it in.  


Photoblog, via Infidel 753.
Also in Madrid, the Roman Catholic Crime syndicate set up these glory holes confessional booths for the flock to relieve themselves. Of their sins.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://uzzas.blogspot.com/feeds/826072564944419636/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=982102767930213514&amp;postID=826072564944419636&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/982102767930213514/posts/default/826072564944419636'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/982102767930213514/posts/default/826072564944419636'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://uzzas.blogspot.com/2011/08/pope-lectures-god-smites.html' title='Pope Lectures, God Smites'/><author><name>uzza</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02494141255401096538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jO4u9KkuExM/SrvxwGdoyHI/AAAAAAAAAwQ/eoW31KD_x6U/S220/uzza1.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-8FctXSHK9RE/TlE44Zdq5qI/AAAAAAAAB94/FmIYkBmCEgw/s72-c/ratzi.bmp' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982102767930213514.post-2009961010203670522</id><published>2011-08-19T00:32:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2011-08-21T00:33:40.799-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Uncivilized skin care</title><summary type='text'>
People thought this ad was offensive. Gee, y'think?


Marketing wizards, with their finger on the pulse of popular culture. Geez.  


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A while back we saw how all you had to do to get raped in NYC was to call the cops.  Now you don't even have to do that, they just grab you off the street. 


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Dr. Loretta Mayer was studying diseases associated with menopause, and developed a drug that induced menopause in female lab mice by eliminating eggs in the ovaries without surgery. They dubbed it "mouseopause". That sounds funny, but it's really a huge thing. 


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The "dumb" part is the attackers, and it's not an inability to speak, it's an inability to fucken  think.  Ignorancen times viciousnessn = these assholes. 


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I am just SO SICK of hearing about this. Another right-wing Christian terrorist carries out another Terrorist Attack on American Soil, yeah, yeah. How many times does the mainstream media have to obsess over this story? 






Oh.




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Well, don't look twice anyhow. That'd be a sin, according to these two numpties who got caught spray painting burkas on Kelly Brook here.  Of course, so is listening to music, but the kid on the right, maybe that's just his brains running out.   What I wanna know =
 they said it was a sin in Islam for a male to look twice at a woman who is not covered.
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God hates fags, yeah, we know, he hates America, yeah, yeah ...
but MANATEES?

WTF is wrong with these people?



Me? What'd I do? 

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Vietnam War-era artillery shell explodes in central Vietnam, kills 3 

bringing the total to 104,000 casualties since the war "ended"; not counting the three million due to  Agent Orange.  



Agent Orange Children






Blown up people 











or Iraq, Afghanistan, Yemen, Somalia, Libya ... 

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dependable renegade
Wouldn't it be better to run towards the trees though? 

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Rolling Stone was going to put Ricky Gervais on the cover, but they chickened out. It would've been:


Damn, that's GOOD. 
 Cluck, cluck cluck cluck ... Cluck.

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Mckinney, Texas. Some fool too stupid to make a proper Molotov Cocktail tried to firebomb a place that doesn't do abortions.  Who didn't see this coming? 


          


Of course, this has nothing to do with the  far right Christian TP people. It must have been a brown skinned Arabic speaking Muslim terrorist who swam across the Rio Grande to implement the gay agenda. 


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