3/25/13

Slutty cat provokes abusers


Pretty damn awesome when a ten year old kid has the nads to confront and stop a group of abusers,


which puts me in mind of all the chronological adults in Stupidville Ohio, who didn't have.  Amanda explains it way better than I could

If Only We Could Talk About Abusing Women Like We Do Abusing Cats

*That there's a link. Click the title to see what she has to say

3/18/13

The right to not be skinned alive


 Lot of talk lately about the right to bear arms, to marry, and so on. Even though it's not in the constitution, I'd say there's an even more basic right to not be hung up by one ankle and skinned, at least until after you're dead.

OTOH, there is the right of corporations to make a profit. Our leaders are addressing this moral dilemma in the usual way by sucking crack off the dicks of the meat industry and introducing bills that make it illegal to torture animals TELL PEOPLE about torture.  Link link  

"At the end of the day it's about personal property rights" sez their spokeman Ed Gein  Bill Meierling. 

No, fuckhead, it's about PAIN.  We're against it.

3/17/13

good news

Not all the news is a buzzkill this month, just lookit.




March 8; whales and dolphins beat the Navy in court.










March 11; cosmetics  in the EU become torture free



Makes for a pretty good start.
 Dolphins were in the news a couple weeks ago too,  researchers showed that they have names for each other.   Woot!


3/12/13

3/9/13

Gnu Lynx



In his ongoing campaign to embarrass his home state, Lindsey "Littlepenis" Graham wants to have assault weapons, coz if there was like another Katrina, he could fight off -- the police, who were the only armed gangs roaming around.  


Florida legislator wants bullet-buyers to take anger management. Gun owners get angry.

Man's best friend shoots his owner.  Hey, this could start a trend.

If the Pentagon wanted to buy a gun, could it pass a background check? As if!


Told ya so, I told ya so ... Gun of armed school guard goes off in the hallway. Was he keeping our children safe? They're not saying.

With all this gun stuff, let's replay this oldy but goody where the professional shows us how it's done

Is it cheating if a MMA fighter fights as a female when she used to be male?  I dunno.  Life is getting entirely too complicated.

Tennessee's Committee For Protection Of Virtue and Prevention Of Vice attacks 4year old for going topless.


"The ultimate way to show love"?  Dude, WRONG isn't even close to how you're doing it.

Cool job!  Go to work for a school in Washington and you'll be able to grope all the teens you want!  When the legislators say 'create a safe environment', I guess they meant for pervs, huh?

Drones aren't just for the military. Now anyone with $239 dollars can go out and harass wild animals and call it 'breathtaking nature footage' like these assholes.


Speaking of assholes, some people(?) actually wrote this
Chavez invested Venezuela's oil wealth into social programs including state-run food markets, cash benefits for poor families, free health clinics and education programs. But those gains were meager compared with the spectacular construction projects that oil riches spurred in glittering Middle Eastern cities, including the world's tallest building in Dubai and plans for branches of the Louvre and Guggenheim museums in Abu Dhabi.
LOL, the commenters give them their ass on a platter.  Treehugger takes it serious. Interesting.

What if named your kid something, like I dunno, Sue,  and then later some jerk named Sue committed some HORRIBLE CRIME? The kid's in for it now.  Or be preemptive, name your kid Jihad like this French moron.  And then what if the world was full of idiots who take themselves entirely too seriously and fine you 4000 euros?  Also, what terrorist ever said "I am a bomb" WTF?   Also, the commenters are mostly bigots.



3/6/13

Quote of the Decade




"... it would save 500 lives in Nebraska." His response was, "Well, we just can't afford to save those lives." 


 When Where  Who What  Why How?


3/5/13

New Lynx

http://www.zooborns.com/zooborns/2012/07/lynx-kitten-born-at-the-montreal-biodome.html


Psychedelic ants!


What's cuter than a baby sloth? A baby sloth that gives you flowers.


Pussy, explained    I suck at this word.  When it comes to insults am I the only one who thinks of a scared little pussycat, not a body organ or something sexist?  This commenter clears it all up. 


Earlier I mentioned that the Italians are going after the Vatican Crime Syndicate, like they should, but WOW:
They're going to make the Catholic Church start paying taxes!  WOOT!


 Employers can't chain you to your workbench anymore, since that pesky Emancipation business, but Tesco is finding a way around it.  Motorola Arm-mounted Terminals, soon to include Remote Tazer Capability? 

The NY Times tells where babies come from, sometimes.

Remember that American Homeland CEO who told those lazy Frenchmen he'd rather invest in Chinese slave labor? Me neither!  Well, guess who are the most productive people in the world? Ha! 


This country's problems, explained with headlines


 Canadian Senator Mike Duffy’s seven-step guide to handling a crisis like a pro



3/4/13

Why we need a fucking tax



Ed "bike pollution" Orcutt (R, secret)


Here we've got a corporate whore republican legislator yawping how riding bikes pollutes the environment.  He's right actually,


"But if I am not mistaken, a cyclists has an increased heart rate and respiration. That means that the act of riding a bike results in greater emissions of carbon dioxide from the rider.  Since CO2 is deemed to be a greenhouse gas and a pollutant, bicyclists are actually polluting when they ride."

but he doesn't go far enough. Some also claim that it is environmentally friendly to fuck. But if I am not mistaken, a fucker has an increased heart rate and respiration. That means that the act of fucking results in greater emissions of carbon dioxide from the fucker. Since CO2 is deemed to be a greenhouse gas and a pollutant, fuckers are actually polluting when they fuck.

There are valid reasons to tax these fuckers. Think about it for a moment: Currently motorists are paying to drive their cars in the atmosphere while they are actually driving their cars. At the same time, they are paying for fuckers because there is no fucking tax generated by the fucker's act of fucking in the atmosphere. So, if cars pay for the air they are driving through, it only makes sense that fuckers would also be required to pay for the air they are actually fucking in.

Tax the fuckers.

3/2/13

This week in st00pid


We have a winner! 

Nutcase Christians are SUING a California school, because ZOMFG!!!!111111!!,


"They’re teaching children how to think and how to make decisions, ... how to look within for peace and for comfort."

The Horror! 



 
Relax,  it's a yoga class.






Runners-up:
 
Republicans in four states ban sustainable development.   Destroying the planet, y'see,  is our only defense against the UN coming to take away our tin foil hats.

We're being 'infiltrated' by Al Jazeera.   From Fox, where else?

In Virginia  25 guess which party congresspersonsorganisms tried to keep a law on the books that made it a crime for unmarried people to live together. Y'know, like in 1825.  "Lewd and lascivious" it is, yes, to which we can all raise a glass while we laugh at them.

If I put in all the stoopid things cops do, would I ever finish? I dunno, but here's the Tennessee Buckeye Bust. money quote:
"It's just amazing they could be that dumb"

and finally